so what do we have in store for you this night, boils an' ghouls? Well, we have our very first teaser image of the book's cover, rendered by the infamous VINCE LOCKE!!! Designed by yours truly, perfected and penciled by the inimitable JASON MOORE and turned into a one-way ticket to Hell by Locke, we guarantee this is the most fucked up thing you will EVER see lovingly depicted on the cover of a funny book.
We can't show you...ALL of it, of course. The complete image is so foul, so rancid that it would make your wittle AMC-watching eyes melt right out of your pointed little skull...you gotta buy the ticket to take the ride kiddies, and you ain't ready JUST yet. But you're close...so have a TEENSY peak...
....I bet you can almost SMELL the glory hidden beneath that logo can't you, our rabid fans? You haven't long to wait...but there IS something we must ask of you. "Ah fuck, here's where they ask for cash again, the cheapskates!" Well I won't lie, we'll TAKE your money...so DO give it. Fuck rent for a month or two, your landlord won't mind. And if he does, well...do that special trick that got you out of it that one time.
But no, my friends, we call on you this night for a different, but no less important task entirely...we want you to fucking COMMENT!!!! Let us know you're listening! And SHARE the shit out of the attendant Facebook post...we need you to be our apocalyptic bugle boys. Let us know you care, and MAKE OTHERS CARE. And if you can't...well, we'll look the other way if those people wind up getting hurt immensely. We didn't see nothin'.
'Til next week...same DEAD time, same DEAD channel...
